Subject: Re: Would you be a good god?
From: Ross Smith
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.composition
Warrick M. Locke wrote:
>
> Which reminds me -- I severely irritated my co-worker, as follows.
>
> God walked in the Garden with Adam and Eve, directly.
>
> He spoke in his own person to Abraham, Moses, and the patriarchs.
>
> When it came to the Christians, He didn't come Himself, but sent His
> Son, which as all good feudalists know is almost as good.
>
> Mohammed only got a senior staffer, who announced that there
> would be no further prophets.
>
> And sure enough, Joseph Smith got a memo...
>
Presumably the next guy will just get a quick TXT at lunchtime...
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